13 of the Best Naughty Jokes from Friends

Ross and Rachel's confused back-and-forth will have you cracking up all over again.  

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has been in your lives for years — it started in 1994, and you've basically not stopped watching it (or rewatching it) since. But, just in case you missed some of the best make-you-blush jokes, we thought we'd round 'em up for your viewing (or reviewing) pleasure. Could you be any more excited?

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1. Rachel's Huge Putdown

The line: Rachel angrily tells Ross: 'It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL." (Chandler: "I knew it!")

2. Ross and Rachel's Self-Help Misunderstanding

The line: Rachel, having read a self-help book: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?" Ross's response: "…You know I don't have a problem with that."

3. Mark Getting Rejected by Rachel

The line: Rachel worries that she's only dating Mark to get back at Ross. Mark's reply: "If you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. I say we get back at him right on this couch … I can just go home and get back at him by myself."

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4. Ross's Juice Box Disaster

The line: Rachel and Ross are getting hot and heavy at the Planetarium when Rachel is suddenly shocked and tells Ross it's okay. "What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box."

5. Chandler's Embarrassing Stash

The line: Chandler is horrified when he finds out that Phoebe and Rachel always go on a Christmas present hunt. "You don't, like, go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE JOEY GAVE ME SOME STUFF TO STORE THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!"

6. Rachel's Head-Banging

The line: Rachel tries to help Monica when she accidentally banged Ben's head by banging her own head against a post (so he'd think it was normal). "Y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it."

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7. Joey Goes Sailing

The line: Rachel is desperately trying to teach Joey how to sail and asks him how to get the main sail up. Joey: "Uh, rub it?"

8. Monica Gets Interrupted in the Shower

The line: Ross is horrified when Phoebe's dollhouse catches on fire and rushes into the shower to save it — only to find Monica in there. "By the way, I was just checking the shower massager," she tells him later.

9. Chandler's Penchant for Sheep

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The line: Rachel is annoyed when Ross picks out a Little Bo Peep outfit for her to wear, but he says he didn't recognize it without the inflatable sheep. Rachel: "Yeah, which by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days."

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10. Joey's Take on the Financial Markets

The line: Monica, suddenly obsessed with making money on stocks and shares, announces that she has a strategy: "My motto is get out before they go down." Joey's response: "That is so not my motto."

11. Rachel's Recipe Book Horror

The line: Rachel's disastrous half shepherd's pie, half trifle concoction gets Ross checking the recipe — and discovering the book's pages are stuck together. Joey fumes: "Chandler!"

12. Ross's New Year's Resolution

The line: Ross decides to make himself happy for his New Year's resolution. Chandler asks: "Do you want us to leave the room?"

13. Joey and Chandler's Night of Joy

The line: Not a line so much, but after Monica and Rachel kiss to get their apartment back, Chandler and Joey quickly say good night and head straight to their separate bedrooms.

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