You might not be, but you can have a crown pool float with drink holders. So, who's really the winner here?
So you don't have to run out of the pool — delaying the game — and risk catching a chill just for more beer. Party fouls averted.
It's like you're at a resort in Mexico with a swim-up pool bar, but better, because you didn't have to pay for airfare and a hotel.
Your ship has finally come in, and it's inflatable with a cooler for booze.
One woman's Bentley is another woman's inflatable convertible pool float.
The best kind of cloud is one that passes by with six drinks.
This won't just hold one glass of wine, but four! Because four glasses is better than one. And yeah, okay, I guess you could share the wealth with a few friends.
Who do I talk to about only laying on this pool float with a margarita every day for the rest of my life? It's large enough that you could totally sprawl out — or share with a friend or two.
Yes, hi, I prefer my rosé floating in a mermaid tail, TY!
I know, I know — this isn't technically a pool float, but it could technically float and it'd be a great cooler.