Don't bother with any other Halloween decorations — all you need this fall season is right here at your fingertips: Pumpkin Spice Finger Soaps. That's right, my friends. You can snag these uncomfortably-real-looking fingers that smell like pumpkin spice on Etsy right this second.
Again, I remind you. Those four fingers are soaps. And they smell like pumpkin spice.
Handmade by , the $11 set of four includes a pointer finger, middle finger, ring finger, and pinky finger. It comes in a clear cellophane bag tied with a ribbon and blank gift tag, should you really want to mess with someone.
I have so many thoughts: (1) How do they look incredibly realistic? Not to be the creepiest, but they look like they belong to my dad, and I'm scared. The crevasses! The wrinkles! (2) Would ordering these right now and putting them in my roommate's bathroom be cruel or hilarious? (3) Seriously, how do they look SO REAL?!
The production description says, "You have to see them in person to believe it. Details are on all sides and are life size! Fingerprints, fingernails, wrinkles in the knuckles and all." That's right, folks, these soap fingers even have fingerprints.
Yeah, so, every other spooky prank can go home. These soap fingers win.
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