is just over a month away, meaning you're probably already scouring stores for the ... like maybe these terrifying ?
Myard's steel-reinforced are fireproof, so you can throw them into your fire pit or fireplace and watch the flames fill the mouths and eye sockets (eek!) for an eerie effect. They're apparently the average size of a real human skull (8 to 9 inches long and 6.5 to 7.5 inches wide), are hand-painted and look even more realistic after burning a bit.
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The lower jaw and skull are packaged separately (seemingly to prevent it from breaking during shipping), but the pieces are designed to snap right together.
They do cost $70 a pop, but refractory ceramic logs can — so it's really a small price to pay for such a creepy conversation-starter.