These Are The 12 Breast-Selling Planters On The Internet

Let your plants #freethenipple.

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Staying abreast of all the new decor trends can be hard, so just in case you missed it, you should know that boob — yes, you read that right! — planters are a thing now. Well, they've actually been a thing for a while (Isaac Nichols of Group Partner has been !) but lately, it feels like the boob-related decor trend has taken off even more. And honestly, I don't know about you, but I am so here for it — not to mention, it makes me wish I were better at keeping plants alive.

Boob planters are basically the perfect mix of cute, fun, and edgy, and they add so much personality (and a sense of humor!) to your home. So, if you also can't wait to get in on the trend, here are the breast — sorry, I mean best — boob planters out there.

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1 Light Boob Pattern Pot
Group Partner
Group Partner $65.00

Why not go all out and get a boob-shaped planter that's adorned with even more boobs?

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2 Hand-Painted Ceramic Boob Planter
Etsy
Etsy $41.09

These little ceramic succulent pots come in two colors (white or brown) and they're just a little more subtle in the breast department.

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3 Mini Dark Bronze Ceramic Boob Planter
Etsy
Etsy $34.00

This mini boob planter in dark bronze is so cute (it even has freckles!).

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4 Pink Boob Planter
PLUSOPLUS
PLUSOPLUS $40.00

Nothing to see here, just some cute little cacti hanging out in a pair of perfectly round breasts. Totally normal.

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5 Handmade Clay Boob Planter
Etsy
Etsy $24.93

This is the pot you need if you want to plant your plants in a bust with a full bust.

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6 Gold Nipple Ceramic Hanging Boob Planter
Etsy
Etsy $36.00

If you'd rather hang your succulents, these mini boob planters will definitely do the trick. Plus, your uptight auntie won't even realize what she's staring at. At least not immediately.

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7 Black and Gold Handmade Clay Boob Pot
Etsy
Etsy $20.78

This clay boob pot goes glam with its hand-painted gold nipples.

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8 Handmade Boob Vase
Takeawei
Takeawei $75.00

Hey buddy, my blooms are up here.

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9 Terracotta Nip Planter Set
Etsy
Etsy $64.00

It feels appropriate that these terracotta nipple planters come in a pair, doesn't it?

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10 Asymmetrical Breasts Planter
Etsy
Etsy $20.55

This unique planter has noticeably asymmetrical breasts — and honestly, that makes it even more lovely.

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11 White Hanging Boob Planter
Etsy
Etsy $115.00

Forget brass and rose gold accents — gold nips are clearly trending right now.

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12 Stacked Boobs Georgia Vase
Jonathan Adler
Jonathan Adler $450.00

And if you really want to splurge, there's always the iconic Georgia vase from Jonathan Adler — it features more breasts than all of the other planters on this list combined.

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