This Sparkly Nicolas Cage Pillow Will Haunt Your Dreams

It's a National Treasure ... that you can't unsee.

Nicolas Cage Pillow
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When you're desperately searching for something that says "my style's like an aging glam Vegas casino with a touch of WTF?!" but you don't want to go for, like, a dancing Elvis on your mantle, you need a Nicolas Cage throw pillow. Now, at first glance you might be thinking, "But Candace, I've never wanted my estate to resemble a befuddling two-star hotel!" That's what you think ... now. But once you really take in this pillow's potential, you may find it ridiculously irresistible.

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Initially, it looks like just a sparkly red sequin pillow, the kind you'd find at Claire's or Spencer's Gifts in the '90s. There's so much more to it than that, though.

Nicolas Cage Pillow
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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow, $22.22; Etsy

Brush your hand across the sequins, moving them in the other direction, and bam! Nic Cage's face is slowly revealed, piercing blue eyes and all. You can practically feel it staring at you. Now just imagine giving this pillow to a friend, never telling them what it reveals, and patiently waiting for the day they accidentally brush against it, exposing lil' Nicky.

Sold on , the pillow's just one of a series of truly unexpected reveal pillows, like a , a , or a sloth astronaut. Oh, and one that reveals "," in case you want to send a subtle message to someone.

That's not even the only Nicolas Cage design you can rock! If you're more of a Nic Cage in Con Air person, there's a pillow for that, too.

Nicolas Cage Pillow
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Nicolas Cage Con Air Pillow, $22.22; Etsy

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And an even more confusing throwback pic of John Travolta ... captioned as Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Cage Pillow
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John Travolta Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow, $22.22; Etsy

Forget those Nicolas Cage Is Everyone memes — this pillow proves Nic Cage is everywhere. What a time to be alive.

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